I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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