Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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