You were right. It hurts to walk today.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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