That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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