i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?