strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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