I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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