I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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