billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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