I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
