Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
