you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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