he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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