I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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