Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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