I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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