belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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