Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If its not for food we ain't going out.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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