Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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