We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated