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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.

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(734): Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet. http://tfl.nu/i3tf

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking

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(732): I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking http://tfl.nu/678a

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(480): View more from Arizona

I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning

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(480): I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning http://tfl.nu/5v1w

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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(803): I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack) http://tfl.nu/29kp

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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(713): We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love. http://tfl.nu/9dmy

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(740): View more from Ohio

Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.

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(740): Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am. http://tfl.nu/1jzg

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(914): View more from New York

How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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(914): How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy? http://tfl.nu/qpaa

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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(570): I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me (1-570): How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question http://tfl.nu/l5jk

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(740): View more from Ohio

Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?

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(740): Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom? http://tfl.nu/p5et

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(907): View more from Alaska

When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.

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(907): When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President. http://tfl.nu/0joq

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(217): View more from Illinois

I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...

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(217): I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop... http://tfl.nu/qb0c

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(865): View more from Tennessee

No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.

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(865): No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP. http://tfl.nu/2htz

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(775): View more from Nevada

You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home

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(775): You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home http://tfl.nu/dzie

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(616): View more from Michigan

I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"

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(616): I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!" http://tfl.nu/jxqn

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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.

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(908): I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there. http://tfl.nu/gv3y

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