if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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