I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
love makes seman taste better
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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