Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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