i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.