She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf