If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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