It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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