there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Drake has all the answers
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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