I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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