I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My underwear smells like fireworks.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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