i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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