There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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