Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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