so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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