i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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