Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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