Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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