LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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