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Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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(586): Omg! Love it! Cant find L***** (734): What!!?? Like after last night you lost her? (586): Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts! http://tfl.nu/nyv8

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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket

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(978): he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket http://tfl.nu/jdxn

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(860): i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser. http://tfl.nu/vxnr

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(516): my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall http://tfl.nu/7d2k

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(925): View more from California

Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.

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(925): Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here. http://tfl.nu/dbsi

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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.

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(908): You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room. http://tfl.nu/48yw

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(269): View more from Michigan

Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?

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death...100% death...what r u planning.

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(269): Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip? (313): death...100% death...what r u planning. http://tfl.nu/azwl

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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex

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(519): I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex http://tfl.nu/b3wh

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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents

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(814): the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents http://tfl.nu/oebu

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(949): View more from California

Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.

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The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me

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(949): Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life. (562): The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me http://tfl.nu/pb5f

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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now

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(401): I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now http://tfl.nu/a0kr

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Why do you need me to cover for work?

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I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.

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(715): Why do you need me to cover for work? (608): I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen. http://tfl.nu/izqg

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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.

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(724): i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager. http://tfl.nu/vpf4

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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there

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(617): There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there http://tfl.nu/2ki5

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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.

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(281): Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth. http://tfl.nu/2igt

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