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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Quoting wale wont save you from herpes

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• (646): View more from New York

  lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact

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  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

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• (831): View more from California

  maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.

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  If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.

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