i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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