made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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