Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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