Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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