no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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