we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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