Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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