I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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