I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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