I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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