Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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