As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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