I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
