I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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