Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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