I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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