I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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