I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
These tits shall not be calmed
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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