somebody snuck up and got me drunk
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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