piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish you could order shots online.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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