I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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