hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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