it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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